The Old Man Is Back Again Guitar

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It was 2 weeks before Christmas, and Mrs Smith was very busy. She bought a lot of Christmas cards to send to her friends and to her husband's friends, and put them on the table in the living-room. Then, when her husband came home from work, she said to him, 'Here are the Christmas cards for our friends, and hither are some stamps, a pen and our book of addresses. Volition you please write the cards while I am cooking the dinner?'

Mr Smith did not say annihilation, but walked out of the living-room and went to his study. Mrs Smith was very angry with him, but did not say anything either.

So a minute later he came back with a box total of Christmas cards. All of them had addresses and stamps on them.

'These are from last year,' he said. 'I forgot to mail service them.'

When was Mrs Smith very	What did Mr Smith say ?
decorated ?	What did he do ?
What did she do ?	How did Mrs Smith experience ?
Why did she buy the cards ?	What did she say ?
Where did she put them ?	What did Mr Smith do a
What did she say to her	minute after ?
husband ?	What did he say ?

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Mrs Jones was waiting for an important telephone phone call, only she had no bread in the house, so she left the baby at home and said to his five-year-old brother,'I am going to the shops, Jimmy, and I volition be dorsum in a few minutes.'

While she was out, the phone rang, and Jimmy answered. 'Hallo,' said a man, 'is your mother at that place?'

'No,' answered Jimmy.

'Well, when she comes dorsum, say to her, "Mr Baker telephoned".'

'What?'

'Mr Baker. Write it downward. B-A-K-Due east-R.' 'How do you make a B?'

'How do I make . . . ? Mind, little boy, is at that place anybody else with you? Any brothers or sisters?'

'My brother Billy is hither.'

'Good, I want to talk to him, please.'

'All right.' Jimmy took the telephone to the baby's bed and gave it to Billy. When their mother came back, she asked, 'Did anyone telephone?'

'Yes,' said Jimmy, 'a man. Merely he only wanted to talk to Billy.'

What was Mrs Jones waiting for?

Why did she become out ?

What did she do with the baby when she went out ?

What did she say to Jimmy ? How one-time was he ?

What happened while she was out ?

What did Jimmy do ? What did the man say ? What did Jimmy answer ?

What did the man say and then ? What did Jimmy say ?

What was the human being's reply ? What did Jimmy enquire him then ? What did the man say then ? What did Jimmy answer ? What did the human being say ?

What did Jimmy say ? What did he practise ?

What did Jimmy'due south female parent exercise

when she came home ? What did Jimmy answer ?

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Nasreddin* had an quondam shed. It had no windows, then it was very dark, and it was full of old things.

One day Nasreddin went into this shed to get a ladder, but slipped on something and barbarous against a big garden fork. The fork striking him on the head and knocked him downwards. And then it roughshod on meridian of him and hitting him hard on the left leg. The ends of the fork then went into his long beard. He fought with the fork fiercely, and at last threw it off him, jumped up and ran out of the shed. He was very angry. He had an former sword under his bed, and he now ran and got this. Then he ran dorsum to the shed, opened the door suddenly and shouted in a terrible voice, 'All correct, come up out and fight, yous and all the other forks in the world! I'thousand not afraid of you lot!'

* Pronounced /northwardV sred'di: n/ (nuss, to rhyme with charabanc; red; deen, to rhyme with seen The stress is on the terminal syllable).

What did Nasreddin have ? What was it like inside ? Why was it nighttime ?

What happened one day ? Why did Nasreddin go into

the shed ?

What did he do within the shed ?

What did the fork exercise ?

What did it practice after that ? What did the ends of the fork

do ?

What did Nasreddin exercise ? How did he feel ?

What did he accept under his bed ?

What did he do now ? What did he shout ?

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A human being always went to the same bar at the same time every twenty-four hour period and asked for 2 glasses of beer. He drank them and then asked for ii more.

One day the human being behind the bar said to him, 'Why do you e'er ask for two glasses of beer? Why don't you get i big drinking glass instead?'

The man answered, 'Because I exercise not similar to drink lonely. I potable with my friend.'

Simply a few days later the man came in and asked only for one beer.

'Oh,' said the barman, 'has your friend died?'

'Oh, no,' said the man. 'He is very well. This beer is for him. Merely I have stopped drinking beer. My doctor doesn't want me to drinkable whatever more because information technology is dangerous for me.'

What did the man in this story practise every day ?

What did he ask for ? What did he do and so ? What did the man behind

the bar say i twenty-four hour period ? What did the human being answer ?

What happened a few days later ?

What did the man inquire for this time ?

What did the barman inquire ? What did the man reply ?

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Erstwhile Mr Black loved shooting bears, but his eyes were not good whatsoever more than. Several times he about shot people instead of bears, so his friends were always very careful when they went out shooting with him.

One mean solar day a young friend of his wanted to have a joke, so he got a big piece of white paper and wrote on it in very big letters 'I AM NOT A BEAR'. Then he tied it to his dorsum and went off. His friends saw information technology and laughed a lot.

Merely it did not save him. Afterward a few minutes Mr Black shot at him and knocked his hat off.

The boyfriend was frightened and angry. 'Didn't you come across this piece of paper ?' he shouted to Mr Black. 'Yeah, I did,' said Mr Black. Then he went nearer, looked advisedly at the paper and said, 'Oh, I am very sorry. I did not see the word Not.'

What did Mr Black dearest ? What was the matter with him ? What happened several times ? What did his friends do when

they went out shooting with him ?

What did ane of his immature friends want to do one day ?

What did he do ?

What did he write on the slice of paper ?

What did he do then ? What did his friends do ? What happened and then ?

Did the paper save the beau ?

How did he feel ? What did he shout ?

What did Mr Black do ? What did he say ?

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Mrs Brown'due south old grandpa lived with her and her husband. Every morning he went for a walk in the park and came dwelling house at half past twelve for his lunch.

But 1 morning a police auto stopped outside Mrs Brownish'southward house at twelve o'clock, and two policemen helped Mr Brown to get out Ane of them said to Mrs Brown, 'The poor sometime gentleman lost his way in the park and telephoned us for help, so we sent a car to bring him abode.' Mrs Brown was very surprised, just she thanked the policemen and they left.

'But, Grandfather,' she so said, 'you take been to that park most every day for twenty years. How did yous lose your way there?'

The old human smiled, closed one eye and said, 'I didn't quite lose my way. I only got tired and I didn't want to walk home!'

Who lived with Mr and Mrs Brown ?

What did he do every morning ? When did he come dwelling house ? What did he come up home for ? What happened one forenoon ? At what time did it happen ? What did the two policemen exercise ?

What did one of them say to Mrs Chocolate-brown ?

How did Mrs Brown experience ? What did she practise ?

What did she say to her grandfather ?

What did the old man do ? What did he say ?

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Helen'due south eyes were not very good, so she commonly wore glasses. Merely when she was seventeen and she began to go out with a young human being, she never wore her glasses when she was with him. When he came to the door to take her out, she took her glasses off, and when she came dwelling house again and he left, she put them on.

One day her mother said to her, 'Just Helen, why do you never wear your glasses when you are with Jim? He takes you to cute places in his car, but you don't come across anything.' 'Well, Female parent,' said Helen, 'I look prettier to Jim when I am not wearing my glassesand he looks better to me likewise!'

What did Helen ordinarily clothing ? Why did she do this ?

What did she begin to do when she was seventeen ?

What did she do when she was with the young man ?

Why did the young man come up to the door ?

What did Helen do then ? What did she Ho when she came

dwelling ?

What did her mother say to her one twenty-four hour period ?

What did Helen answer ?

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A homo was trying to build an electric motor-motorcar. He worked in an office in the boondocks during most of the week, but on Saturdays and Sundays he stayed at home in the country and worked on his electric machine. Every Monday he told his friends at the office about his piece of work on the motorcar, just his news about information technology was never very skillful. Then at last one Monday morning he came to the office and said to his friends, 'I have done it! I have driven from my home to hither by electricity!'

His friends were all very glad. 'How much did information technology cost to get hither past electricity?' they asked.

'Three hundred and 2 pounds,' he answered. 'Two pounds for the electricity, and three hundred pounds for the electric wires from my house to the car.'

What was the man in this story trying to do ?

What did he practise about of the calendar week ?

What did he do on Saturdays and Sundays ?

What did he practise every Monday ?

What was his news about the car similar ?

What happened at last one Mon forenoon ?

How did his friends feel ? What did they say ?

What did the man reply ?

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An artist went to a beautiful part of the land for a holiday, and stayed with a farmer. Every solar day he went out with his paints and his brushes and painted from morning to evening, and so when it got nighttime, he went back to the farm and had a skillful dinner before he went to bed.

At the end of his holiday he wanted to pay the farmer, merely the farmer said, 'No, I practise not want money—but give me one of your pictures. What is money? In a week it will all exist finished, but your painting will even so be here.'

The artist was very pleased and thanked the farmer for saying such kind things about his paintings.

The farmer smiled and answered, 'It is not that. I have a son in London. He wants to become an artist. When he comes here next month, I volition show him your picture show, and so he will not want to be an artist whatsoever more than, 1 think.'

Where did the artist go for his holiday ?

Where did he stay ?

What did he do every day ? What did he exercise when information technology got

dark ?

What did the farmer say when the artist wanted to pay him ?

What did the painter thank the farmer for ?

Why did the farmer want the creative person's painting ?

Did the farmer want his son to go an artist ?

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